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Anonymous asked:

why didn't Taylor invite Carly as a special guest on the 1989 world tour?

canadianslut answered:

Because Carly Rae is a known supporter of LGBTQIA+ rights and Oppresslor couldn’t have a known “gay is okay” supporter on her tour because she has a lot of republican fans and she needs to keep ahold of her audience by only giving the most vague and useless lyrics to support gay marriage (the lyrics “you can want you who you want / boys and boys and girls and girls”–meaning it’s okay to have same sex attraction as long as you don’t act on it!) after Tiredlor heard the much superior E•MO•TION which helmed gay anthems such as “Your Type”, “I Didn’t Just Come Here To Dance” and “Favourite Colour” she knew she couldn’t risk alienating her mouth-breathing audience by putting LGBTly Rae on the 1989 tour.

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i have been watching the good wife recently and it’s interesting to wonder what these characters’ social media persona would be like as technology consistently plays a vital role in the series

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“So I’m being held, and every person in this body is being held to a higher ethical standard than the President of the United States?”
“That’s right, ‘cause there are some ethics committee rules that apply to you.”
“And it’s already super legal, as we’ve seen, for me to be a pretty bad guy, so it’s even easier for the President of the United States to be one, I would assume.”
“That’s right.”
“Thank you very much.”

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